22 Feb 2011

Stats for 2011 so far:

  • Number of fat around the middle – middle aged women reading Eat Pray Love in the hope it will somehow relive their loneliness: 345
  • Number of people in SuperDry clothing that they obviously got for Christmas: 1,400,000
  • Number of nicotine addicted fucktards walking in front of me at 8.30am, exhaling plumes of smoke into the air just as I yawn: 77
  • Number of morning bananas bought at Berwick St market: 20
  • Number of times I’ve fallen asleep on lunch while listening to Mogwai: 2